Whatever happened to the TV repairman? Did he lose his vertical hold?
We're just waiting for the intertubes to right themselves, and we should be moving to alpha-dabbler any time now.
Damn fine TV that, Ian, better than 99% of the c*#p you see now.
I never get this pooter jargon, Brit, but shouldn't alpha come first? Or are we talking, like, Alpha male here?